What is Dire Envy?

Dire Envy is a handmade women's clothing brand.


How do I know what size I wear?

Dire Envy Clothing is "true to size," but to ensure the item will fit... please measure yourself!


How do I measure myself?

It's easy! Use a soft tape measure and hold it horizontal and snug at your bust, waist,and hips. Don't have a soft tape measure? Use a piece of string instead and compare on hard ruler ;) 


When can I expect my goodies?

My current turnaround time is 2-3 weeks. Handmade goodness take time to curate!


Where is Dire Envy clothing made?

All items are handmade in a pet and smoke-free home sewing studio in Carleton, Michigan, US.


I'm local! Can I pick up?

YES! Choose the Porch Pick Up option at checkout. When your order is completed you will receive an email with more details.


Do you take custom orders?

No, but I will customize any item I have on my website. Example: longer arms, wider shoulders, height adjustment etc. Just send me a note with your order!


What is your return policy?

Due to the nature of my items being Made To Order all sales are final.


If you have any other questions don't hesitate to ask! Email me! hello@direenvy.com

Pattern credits: madeformermaids.com, patternsforpirates.com, lovenotions.com, elliedactyl.com, newhorizonsdesigns.com, georgeandginger.com